Friday, July 31, 2009

Ten Insults for the Modern Man


1. FRENCHIFY (v)

Definition: 1) To make French in quality or trait 2) To make somewhat effeminate, and 3) To contract a veneral disease (a 19th century slang).

Analysis: We have the English to thank for this word. Most people implicitly understand that it means to become more like the French, but not a lot know the second or the third meaning. We’re still not sure which is more insulting.

Find the rest here. Thanks, Mr. Perlin!

Photo of the Week: Soldier Graffiti

Ali Al Salem, Kuwait, 2006.
Graffiti written by soldiers
on the walls of bathroom stalls.

--once again, via GOOD

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

William Shatner Finds the Poet in Palin



--via the beatniks at GOOD

P.S. See the OG here. And while you're at it, check out Vanity Fair's masterful remastering.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Bankroll...

Swiss franc

More on currency design, here.

Beer-Fueled Diplomacy

For more than a week a debate on racial profiling has raged in American press quarters. Did police mistreat Henry Louis Gates, Jr., the esteemed Harvard professor, because he's black? Clearly, it's unclear.

And so, in a move promoting both racial harmony and drinking, President Obama has invited his pal Gates and the arresting officer to the White House to share in a cold one and discuss.
It started out as a casual suggestion: three guys working out their differences over a beer. But President Obama's offer to play host to the cop and the professor entangled in a debate over racial profiling now carries the imprimatur of high-level diplomacy.
--via LATimes, on the so-named "Beer Summit"

The Monks Remembered

The Monks, receiving their signature 'do

The Monks were a band of GIs who overstayed in West Germany following their Vietnam-era discharge. They shaved their heads, dressed in robes and made abrasive music that everyone hated (including one of my favorite songs, "I Hate You").

Forty years later, a reissue of their album, Black Monk Time, and the DVD release of the documentary Monks: The Transatlantic Feedback are rescuing the group from obscurity--if only for a time. Their sound was rarely loved.
Their insistent rhythms recalled martial beats and polkas as much as garage rock, and the weirdness quotient was heightened by electric banjo, berserk organ runs, and occasional bursts of feedback guitar. To prove that they meant business, the Monks shaved the top of their heads and performed their songs -- crude diatribes about the Vietnam war, dehumanized society, and love/hate affairs with girls -- in actual monks' clothing.
--via All Music
And from Fresh Air:
The band went on German TV when [Blank Monk Time] came out, and the tape is excruciating: the band does its best, but the kids are utterly confused. The Monks toured, but audiences remained mostly hostile. ... Finally, in September, 1967, the band called it quits. ...

The Monks remained unknown until they were rediscovered during the punk era, although they had influenced some of the later generation of krautrock musicians. Polydor reissued the album, which again didn't sell.

They're up against Lady Gaga now. Hard to imagine the album will sell this time around, either.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Teach Teens How to Drink?


That's one idea from The Atlantic:
High-school seniors tend to hold romantic notions of college life: newfound freedoms, enlightenment, keg-fueled free-for-alls. But the last attraction has lately achieved a new prominence: at one major university, student visits to the emergency room for alcohol-related treatment have increased by 84 percent in the past three years....

So what might states...do differently? They might license 18-year-olds—adults in the eyes of the law—to drink, provided they’ve completed high school, attended an alcohol-education course (that consists of more than temperance lectures and scare tactics), and kept a clean record.... Binge drinking is as serious a crisis today as drunk driving was two decades ago. It’s time we tackled the problem like adults.

The Ghost of Michael Jackson



Oh my!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Photo of the Week: Equine Styling


The work of Sascha Breuer (via TIME).

My Long, Sad Journey to Become an Italian Citizen


I just got this email from the Italian consulate, which never, under any circumstances, ever answers its phone:

With regard to your application to be recognized as an Italian citizen, please be informed that the Italian citizenship is an individual judicial recognition act therefore you will have to apply in person the day we will give you the appointment.

An appointment is scheduled upon receiving the attached form.

Except I already applied. Three years ago.

A Film Festival for the Blind

Check it out. (Hat tip, Keach Hagey)

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Back Again

Outline for "Frank Sinatra Has a Cold"

I'm still blogging at Trueslant, but my focus there is mostly Mexico. Here I'll continue posting other things--sometimes about Mexico, and often not.

Today's find is an interview with Gay Talese in the Paris Review. A friend told me about it weeks ago and I finally looked it up. I'm fascinated by process, and Talese is a case study in habit and precision:

INTERVIEWER
Do you use notebooks when you are reporting?

TALESE
I don’t use notebooks. I use shirt boards.

INTERVIEWER
You mean the cardboard from dry-cleaned shirts?

TALESE
Exactly. I cut the shirt board into four parts and I cut the corners into round edges, so that they can fit in my pocket. I also use full shirt boards when I’m writing my outlines. I’ve been doing this since the fifties.

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Reporting from Oaxaca

Not me, but the AP's lovely Olga Rodriguez, who appears to have the first story about the world's first swine flu fatality, reprinted here:

OAXACA, Mexico - Doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with the first person to die of swine flu. The 39-year-old woman arrived at their hospital gasping for air, her hands and feet blue from oxygen-starved blood.

They administered antibiotics, but she only got worse. They hooked her to a ventilator. They sent a saliva sample to a local private lab. On April 12, her third day in the intensive care unit, the test results indicated it might be coronavirus — a highly contagious disease associated with severe acute respiratory syndrome, or SARS.

Dr. Jesus Salcedo, director of the Dr. Aurelio Valdivieso General Hospital, realized he had a potential crisis on his hands. The ward Adela Maria Gutierrez shared with at least 20 seriously ill patients had to be quarantined. His terrified staff demanded better protective gear or a transfer.

"The religious ones said, 'This is a punishment from God and we're all going to die,'" Salcedo recalled Wednesday in an exclusive interview with The Associated Press.

A day later, Gutierrez died — just before a second round of tests came back negative for coronavirus.

Desperate hunt
Hospital and health workers then began a desperate hunt to find the source of the mystery disease and who else may have been contaminated. It has since been identified as a mutated swine flu suspected in 168 deaths in Mexico that has spread to at least eight other countries, triggering an unprecedented global alert.

The case vividly shows why the virus has been so difficult to contain in Mexico.

The medical teams did some of the sleuthing that epidemiologists recommend for tracking a killer bug, interviewing 472 people who may have come into contact with Gutierrez, a mother of three who had been going door-to-door in a temporary job with Mexico's tax collection agency.

They took more samples from Gutierrez and sent them to Mexico's National Institute of Epidemiological Diagnosis and Reference, which forwarded them to a lab in Canada.

They closed the ICU to new patients until the exposed ones were well enough to leave, telling them they should return immediately if they had flu symptoms. None did, Salcedo said.

But the follow-up appears to have been weak — just like the initial response to swine flu outbreaks in other parts of Mexico, where victims' families have yet to be contacted by health workers to see if they also contracted the illness.

In the end, only 18 people — all hospital workers — were tested for swine flu after Gutierrez's sample came back positive around April 20, said Dr. Ruben Coronado, director of Oaxaca's department of epidemiology.

In her last days, Gutierrez had worked closely with another temporary employee, interviewing taxpayers and filling out forms to update the tax registry. That woman had a bad cough, her family said, and was from Veracruz, the state where Mexico's earliest case of swine flu was confirmed: 5-year-old Edgar Hernandez, who survived.

About 450 people had been diagnosed in the Veracruz town of La Gloria with acute respiratory infections, but only 35 were tested for the new virus. Edgar's was the only test that came back positive.

Too frightened to attend wake
Gutierrez lived in a two-story home where the family runs a convenience store. Her husband, a welder, declined to be interviewed.

"They're really afraid and they don't know what's going on," state Health Secretary Dr. Martin Vasquez said of the family.

Gutierrez was buried the day she died, odd in Mexico where a wake is customarily held overnight, with burial held the next day. Already rumors were circulating that she died of a very contagious disease.

Four houses away, Hermelinda Leon was too frightened to attend the wake. She, her husband and three children had all been ill with similar symptoms starting April 7. Leon had a fever of 104 degrees Fahrenheit and spent several days in bed before her doctor gave her antiobiotic injections. Antibiotics don't kill viruses, although they may work against related bacterial infections that sometimes occur.

"When they told me the neighbor died from a sore throat, I was worried because I was so sick from a sore throat, I felt like I was going to die," she said.

Hospital didn't have Tamiflu
The Leon family recovered without the help of Tamiflu or other antiviral medicines. Salcedo said his hospital didn't have any at the time, but has since stocked up and is treating 11 people with Tamiflu.

Three days later, health workers came to interview Leon, who caters food to Oaxaca hotels. They asked about the family's illness, symptoms, their medications and said they would return to give them a special test. She said they never did.

A day after Salcedo learned from the Canadian lab that Gutierrez had swine flu, two other patients died of pneumonia in the Oaxaca hospital. They weren't tested for swine flu because they didn't show atypical symptoms, Salcedo said. Gutierrez's family also never showed any symptoms, he said.

Coronado said only 18 of all the people interviewed were tested for swine flu because the others didn't show signs of the disease — even though Leon's family had similar symptoms. Coronado told AP he wasn't familiar with the Leon case.

Of the 18 saliva samples taken from medical staff, 12 did not have enough cells to be tested. The other six came back negative for swine flu, Coronado said.

Health officials say Ooxaca's 11 current cases of suspected swine flu are unrelated to the tax workers, but the lack of followup with the Leon family suggests they haven't tracked down every connection. Three victims remain hospitalized and eight went home after receiving anti-viral drugs. No other cases in Oaxaca have been confirmed.

Salcedo guessed that no one else in the Gutierrez and Hernandez families got sick because their immune systems were simply strong enough to withstand the swine flu virus. But Mexico's Health Secretary Jose Cordova said Thursday that this remains a mystery.

"We still don't know why it's more aggressive in some people and not in others," Cordova said.

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30492441/

No More Kissin'


Mexican telenovelas are gutting the kiss-scenes from their scripts. It's end of the world now for sure.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Living Hand to Mask

Gregorio Saucedas, center, of the Gulf Cartel

Good to know everybody's taking the proper precautions.

Officially Bored As of Yesterday

I'm ready for the cantinas to reopen.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Swine Flu Hype Does Some Good

While no one was looking yesterday, Mexican senators passed a bill decriminalizing possession of narcotics. Soon it could be legal to carry up to 5 grams each of weed and opium and small amounts of heroin, meth and cocaine. The legislation still has to go through the lower house, but yesterday's 87-in-favor vote indicates it should pass. Thanks for distracting us, swine flu!

The last time Mexico tried to pull this off, Washington freaked out and forced then-President Vicente Fox to veto the legalization bill he himself had proposed.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Before She Died, Dotty Gave It to the Mailman


Speaks for itself

It's been hard to keep up with the cascade of bad news today, but here are some of the main points (more to come):
  • Health officials said they'd traced the source of the outbreak to the southeastern state of Veracruz. But the governor is denying that. He's blaming it on Asia, because that sounds about right, huh?

  • The European Union declared a travel warning against North America. Hours later, the CDC said non-essential travel to Mexico was a bad idea.

  • In Mexico, the death toll from probable cases climbed. It's now at 149, with suspected ones popping up everywhere from Brazil to Sweden. Forty-two were confirmed in the United States and six in Canada.

An Earthquake, Too? Seriously?

Drug violence, recession, flu epidemic, and now natural disaster. While I was just sending a feed on the spreading swine flu, Mexico City shook for about three minutes in a 5.7 magnitude earthquake that was powerful enough to knock out communication lines. Looks as though no one was hurt.

*Post has been updated.