
Find the rest here. (Hat tip Sullivan)
The American Psychological Association declared Wednesday that mental health professionals should not tell gay clients they can become straight through therapy or other treatments.
She thought for a minute and then laughed. “Oh, fine. I suppose they probably don’t attach sexuality to Julia Child, either.” (Dan Aykroyd famously parodied her lack of femininity in a “Saturday Night Live” skit, parts of which Ms. Ephron includes in her film.)Where's the skit, you tease? We've all heard of Dan Aykroyd and seen Saturday Night Live already.
--via "Julie & Julia" review, here.
...America is being led, to a striking extent, by a new elite, a cohort of the best and the brightest whose advancement was formed, at least in part, by affirmative action policies. ...And yet the consequences of that change remain unresolved.
..Even those who now occupy niches at the top of society, regard their status as complicated, ambiguous and vulnerable.
--from Helene Cooper at the Times

Definition: 1) To make French in quality or trait 2) To make somewhat effeminate, and 3) To contract a veneral disease (a 19th century slang).
Analysis: We have the English to thank for this word. Most people implicitly understand that it means to become more like the French, but not a lot know the second or the third meaning. We’re still not sure which is more insulting.
Find the rest here. Thanks, Mr. Perlin!
Ali Al Salem, Kuwait, 2006. It started out as a casual suggestion: three guys working out their differences over a beer. But President Obama's offer to play host to the cop and the professor entangled in a debate over racial profiling now carries the imprimatur of high-level diplomacy.
--via LATimes, on the so-named "Beer Summit"
Their insistent rhythms recalled martial beats and polkas as much as garage rock, and the weirdness quotient was heightened by electric banjo, berserk organ runs, and occasional bursts of feedback guitar. To prove that they meant business, the Monks shaved the top of their heads and performed their songs -- crude diatribes about the Vietnam war, dehumanized society, and love/hate affairs with girls -- in actual monks' clothing.
--via All MusicAnd from Fresh Air:
The band went on German TV when [Blank Monk Time] came out, and the tape is excruciating: the band does its best, but the kids are utterly confused. The Monks toured, but audiences remained mostly hostile. ... Finally, in September, 1967, the band called it quits. ...The Monks remained unknown until they were rediscovered during the punk era, although they had influenced some of the later generation of krautrock musicians. Polydor reissued the album, which again didn't sell.
They're up against Lady Gaga now. Hard to imagine the album will sell this time around, either.

High-school seniors tend to hold romantic notions of college life: newfound freedoms, enlightenment, keg-fueled free-for-alls. But the last attraction has lately achieved a new prominence: at one major university, student visits to the emergency room for alcohol-related treatment have increased by 84 percent in the past three years....
So what might states...do differently? They might license 18-year-olds—adults in the eyes of the law—to drink, provided they’ve completed high school, attended an alcohol-education course (that consists of more than temperance lectures and scare tactics), and kept a clean record.... Binge drinking is as serious a crisis today as drunk driving was two decades ago. It’s time we tackled the problem like adults.

I just got this email from the Italian consulate, which never, under any circumstances, ever answers its phone:
With regard to your application to be recognized as an Italian citizen, please be informed that the Italian citizenship is an individual judicial recognition act therefore you will have to apply in person the day we will give you the appointment.
An appointment is scheduled upon receiving the attached form.
Except I already applied. Three years ago.
INTERVIEWER Do you use notebooks when you are reporting?TALESE I don’t use notebooks. I use shirt boards.INTERVIEWER You mean the cardboard from dry-cleaned shirts?TALESE Exactly. I cut the shirt board into four parts and I cut the corners into round edges, so that they can fit in my pocket. I also use full shirt boards when I’m writing my outlines. I’ve been doing this since the fifties.