A Timeline of Climate Change

The Maldives, Ground Zero

A timeline: from early carbon theory to Copenhagen.

Beautiful Words

via GOOD, the 100 most beautiful words in the English lexicon, selected by someone who calls himself Dr. Goodword. A sampling:

Mellifluous Sweet sounding.
Moiety One of two equal parts.
Mondegreen A slip of the ear.
Murmurous Murmuring.

The rest are here.

Obama and the Lights

A Cabinet Meeting Under the Sea

Maldives ministers 12 feet underwater, holding the world's first oceanic cabinet meeting. 'We're trying to send our message of what will happen to the Maldives if climate change is not checked," said President Nasheed.

Musical Stairs

via Fark

Archie and Jughead Forever?

I devoured the Archie comics when I was a kid. But that was before the innernets. With this in mind, the brains over at Archie Inc. decided to spice things up this year and have Archie propose to Veronica. To recap, Veronica is Archie's cruel-hearted, raven-haired object of affection, while future-great-mom-and-all-around-sweetie Betty is the girl who lusts after him.

The marriage of Archie and Veronica dismayed fans. “The polls that I’ve seen ran about 80/20, Betty over Veronica,” a comic-book historian told the New York Times. And so this month, Archie finds himself back at a literal fork in the road, where he chooses an alternative destiny and marries Betty. In Archie's dream world, the man will now have two wives.

The stunt worked; sales are up. But the question is for how long. How relevant can a 70-year-old comic strip featuring white people possibly be? Not long, I'm guessing. Unless Archie Comic Publications writes a third destiny for their hero. Just consider the rest of the quote from that historian: "The polls that I’ve seen ran about 80/20, Betty over Veronica, with Jughead continually coming in a strong third."

Bloody Mary Day

A solid idea from Mayor Bloomberg.

Ogling for the Greater Good

via Buzzfeed

Drinking vs. Creativity

(Hat tip: Mr. Forbes)

Sin Cities

A team of researchers at Kansas State mapped the seven deadly sins. This one shows lust, according to registered STD cases. Red is deadly. Green is heavenly. Find the rest here at WIRED.

What I Shouldn't Want Right Now

More at GOOD

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

A find by explorers of the world's largest garbage collection, a cluster of waste twice the size of Texas that floats in the northern Pacific. More images and commentary here.

Looking for the Goddess

Dating Montage
por smithy00101

via The Trimph of Bullshit

Women and Happiness

Gallup researcher Marcus Buckingham breaks down the trends in aging and happiness for women. It's not looking good.

For the Love of Sentences

A sentence is like a tune. A memorable sentence gives its emotion a melodic shape. You want to hear it again, say it—in a way, to hum it to yourself. You desire, if only in the sound studio of your imagination, to repeat the physical experience of that sentence. That craving, emotional and intellectual but beginning in the body with a certain gesture of sound, is near the heart of poetry.

--Robert Pinsky, on sentences and George Herbert, who wrote them well

When Cocaine and Broccoli Collide

U.S. Border Patrol agents in Laredo say they've seized nearly $8 million in drugs after searching a bus and a truck laden with frozen broccoli.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection said Friday the bus was packed with more than $4 million in cocaine and driven by a 30-year-old from Conroe. No arrest was immediately made after the Thursday seizure, but the agency reports the investigation is ongoing.

A separate search of a truck turned up more than a ton of marijuana and nearly 50 pounds of cocaine worth more than $3 million. Authorities say the man driving the truck was turned over to immigration authorities on federal drug charges.

--via Associated Press

Photo of the Week: Forever with Marilyn

--For sale: eternity with Marilyn Monroe

Getting the Story First

In one murder after another, the "Canal Livre" crime TV show had an uncanny knack for being first on the scene, gathering graphic footage of the victim.

Too uncanny, say police, who are investigating the show's host, state legislator Wallace Souza, on suspicion of commissioning at least five of the murders to boost his ratings and prove his claim that Brazil's Amazon region is awash in violent crime. Police also have accused Souza of drug trafficking.

"The order to execute always came from the legislator and his son, who then alerted the TV crews to get to the scene before the police," state police intelligence chief Thomaz Vasconcelos charged in an interview with The Associated Press.

The killings of competing drug traffickers, he said, "appear to have been committed to get rid of his rivals and increase the audience of the TV show."

--via Associated Press

Photo of the Week: Susan Boyle All Dolled Up

Find the rest here. (Hat tip Sullivan)

Sunday Morning

Finally!

The American Psychological Association declared Wednesday that mental health professionals should not tell gay clients they can become straight through therapy or other treatments.

--via Associated Press

The Evolving Art of the Mugshot

Errol Morris on the mugshot.

Make Me Proud, Iowa

Go, Grassley, Go

Why We Freelance

--via businessguysonbusinesstrips (Hat tip Jason Welch)

Speaking of the Times...

Will they ever learn to link properly?

She thought for a minute and then laughed. “Oh, fine. I suppose they probably don’t attach sexuality to Julia Child, either.” (Dan Aykroyd famously parodied her lack of femininity in a “Saturday Night Live” skit, parts of which Ms. Ephron includes in her film.)
--via "Julie & Julia" review, here.

Where's the skit, you tease? We've all heard of Dan Aykroyd and seen Saturday Night Live already.

The New Face of American Power

What we can really learn from Gatesgate:

...America is being led, to a striking extent, by a new elite, a cohort of the best and the brightest whose advancement was formed, at least in part, by affirmative action policies. ...And yet the consequences of that change remain unresolved.

..Even those who now occupy niches at the top of society, regard their status as complicated, ambiguous and vulnerable.

--from Helene Cooper at the Times

Ten Insults for the Modern Man

1. FRENCHIFY (v)

Definition: 1) To make French in quality or trait 2) To make somewhat effeminate, and 3) To contract a veneral disease (a 19th century slang).

Analysis: We have the English to thank for this word. Most people implicitly understand that it means to become more like the French, but not a lot know the second or the third meaning. We’re still not sure which is more insulting.

Find the rest here. Thanks, Mr. Perlin!

Photo of the Week: Soldier Graffiti

Ali Al Salem, Kuwait, 2006.
Graffiti written by soldiers
on the walls of bathroom stalls.

--once again, via GOOD

William Shatner Finds the Poet in Palin

--via the beatniks at GOOD

P.S. See the OG here. And while you're at it, check out Vanity Fair's masterful remastering.

Bankroll...

Swiss franc

More on currency design, here.

Beer-Fueled Diplomacy

For more than a week a debate on racial profiling has raged in American press quarters. Did police mistreat Henry Louis Gates, Jr., the esteemed Harvard professor, because he's black? Clearly, it's unclear.

And so, in a move promoting both racial harmony and drinking, President Obama has invited his pal Gates and the arresting officer to the White House to share in a cold one and discuss.

It started out as a casual suggestion: three guys working out their differences over a beer. But President Obama's offer to play host to the cop and the professor entangled in a debate over racial profiling now carries the imprimatur of high-level diplomacy.

--via LATimes, on the so-named "Beer Summit"

The Monks Remembered

The Monks, receiving their signature 'do

The Monks were a band of GIs who overstayed in West Germany following their Vietnam-era discharge. They shaved their heads, dressed in robes and made abrasive music that everyone hated (including one of my favorite songs, "I Hate You").

Forty years later, a reissue of their album, Black Monk Time, and the DVD release of the documentary Monks: The Transatlantic Feedback are rescuing the group from obscurity--if only for a time. Their sound was rarely loved.

Their insistent rhythms recalled martial beats and polkas as much as garage rock, and the weirdness quotient was heightened by electric banjo, berserk organ runs, and occasional bursts of feedback guitar. To prove that they meant business, the Monks shaved the top of their heads and performed their songs -- crude diatribes about the Vietnam war, dehumanized society, and love/hate affairs with girls -- in actual monks' clothing.

--via All Music

And from Fresh Air:

The band went on German TV when [Blank Monk Time] came out, and the tape is excruciating: the band does its best, but the kids are utterly confused. The Monks toured, but audiences remained mostly hostile. ... Finally, in September, 1967, the band called it quits. ...

The Monks remained unknown until they were rediscovered during the punk era, although they had influenced some of the later generation of krautrock musicians. Polydor reissued the album, which again didn't sell.

They're up against Lady Gaga now. Hard to imagine the album will sell this time around, either.

Teach Teens How to Drink?

That's one idea from The Atlantic:

High-school seniors tend to hold romantic notions of college life: newfound freedoms, enlightenment, keg-fueled free-for-alls. But the last attraction has lately achieved a new prominence: at one major university, student visits to the emergency room for alcohol-related treatment have increased by 84 percent in the past three years....

So what might states...do differently? They might license 18-year-olds—adults in the eyes of the law—to drink, provided they’ve completed high school, attended an alcohol-education course (that consists of more than temperance lectures and scare tactics), and kept a clean record.... Binge drinking is as serious a crisis today as drunk driving was two decades ago. It’s time we tackled the problem like adults.

The Ghost of Michael Jackson

Oh my!

Photo of the Week: Equine Styling

The work of Sascha Breuer (via TIME).

My Long, Sad Journey to Become an Italian Citizen

I just got this email from the Italian consulate, which never, under any circumstances, ever answers its phone:

With regard to your application to be recognized as an Italian citizen, please be informed that the Italian citizenship is an individual judicial recognition act therefore you will have to apply in person the day we will give you the appointment.

An appointment is scheduled upon receiving the attached form.

Except I already applied. Three years ago.

A Film Festival for the Blind

Check it out. (Hat tip, Keach Hagey)

Back Again

Outline for "Frank Sinatra Has a Cold"

I'm still blogging at Trueslant, but my focus there is mostly Mexico. Here I'll continue posting other things--sometimes about Mexico, and often not.

Today's find is an interview with Gay Talese in the Paris Review. A friend told me about it weeks ago and I finally looked it up. I'm fascinated by process, and Talese is a case study in habit and precision:

INTERVIEWER Do you use notebooks when you are reporting?

TALESE I don’t use notebooks. I use shirt boards.

INTERVIEWER You mean the cardboard from dry-cleaned shirts?

TALESE Exactly. I cut the shirt board into four parts and I cut the corners into round edges, so that they can fit in my pocket. I also use full shirt boards when I’m writing my outlines. I’ve been doing this since the fifties.

New Blog at True/Slant

Hi Friends,

I've moved here.

Reporting from Oaxaca

Not me, but the AP's lovely Olga Rodriguez, who appears to have the first story about the world's first swine flu fatality, reprinted here:

OAXACA, Mexico - Doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with the first person to die of swine flu. The 39-year-old woman arrived at their hospital gasping for air, her hands and feet blue from oxygen-starved blood.

They administered antibiotics, but she only got worse. They hooked her to a ventilator. They sent a saliva sample to a local private lab. On April 12, her third day in the intensive care unit, the test results indicated it might be coronavirus — a highly contagious disease associated with severe acute respiratory syndrome, or SARS.

Dr. Jesus Salcedo, director of the Dr. Aurelio Valdivieso General Hospital, realized he had a potential crisis on his hands. The ward Adela Maria Gutierrez shared with at least 20 seriously ill patients had to be quarantined. His terrified staff demanded better protective gear or a transfer.

"The religious ones said, 'This is a punishment from God and we're all going to die,'" Salcedo recalled Wednesday in an exclusive interview with The Associated Press.

A day later, Gutierrez died — just before a second round of tests came back negative for coronavirus.

Desperate hunt
Hospital and health workers then began a desperate hunt to find the source of the mystery disease and who else may have been contaminated. It has since been identified as a mutated swine flu suspected in 168 deaths in Mexico that has spread to at least eight other countries, triggering an unprecedented global alert.

The case vividly shows why the virus has been so difficult to contain in Mexico.

The medical teams did some of the sleuthing that epidemiologists recommend for tracking a killer bug, interviewing 472 people who may have come into contact with Gutierrez, a mother of three who had been going door-to-door in a temporary job with Mexico's tax collection agency.

They took more samples from Gutierrez and sent them to Mexico's National Institute of Epidemiological Diagnosis and Reference, which forwarded them to a lab in Canada.

They closed the ICU to new patients until the exposed ones were well enough to leave, telling them they should return immediately if they had flu symptoms. None did, Salcedo said.

But the follow-up appears to have been weak — just like the initial response to swine flu outbreaks in other parts of Mexico, where victims' families have yet to be contacted by health workers to see if they also contracted the illness.

In the end, only 18 people — all hospital workers — were tested for swine flu after Gutierrez's sample came back positive around April 20, said Dr. Ruben Coronado, director of Oaxaca's department of epidemiology.

In her last days, Gutierrez had worked closely with another temporary employee, interviewing taxpayers and filling out forms to update the tax registry. That woman had a bad cough, her family said, and was from Veracruz, the state where Mexico's earliest case of swine flu was confirmed: 5-year-old Edgar Hernandez, who survived.

About 450 people had been diagnosed in the Veracruz town of La Gloria with acute respiratory infections, but only 35 were tested for the new virus. Edgar's was the only test that came back positive.

Too frightened to attend wake
Gutierrez lived in a two-story home where the family runs a convenience store. Her husband, a welder, declined to be interviewed.

"They're really afraid and they don't know what's going on," state Health Secretary Dr. Martin Vasquez said of the family.

Gutierrez was buried the day she died, odd in Mexico where a wake is customarily held overnight, with burial held the next day. Already rumors were circulating that she died of a very contagious disease.

Four houses away, Hermelinda Leon was too frightened to attend the wake. She, her husband and three children had all been ill with similar symptoms starting April 7. Leon had a fever of 104 degrees Fahrenheit and spent several days in bed before her doctor gave her antiobiotic injections. Antibiotics don't kill viruses, although they may work against related bacterial infections that sometimes occur.

"When they told me the neighbor died from a sore throat, I was worried because I was so sick from a sore throat, I felt like I was going to die," she said.

Hospital didn't have Tamiflu
The Leon family recovered without the help of Tamiflu or other antiviral medicines. Salcedo said his hospital didn't have any at the time, but has since stocked up and is treating 11 people with Tamiflu.

Three days later, health workers came to interview Leon, who caters food to Oaxaca hotels. They asked about the family's illness, symptoms, their medications and said they would return to give them a special test. She said they never did.

A day after Salcedo learned from the Canadian lab that Gutierrez had swine flu, two other patients died of pneumonia in the Oaxaca hospital. They weren't tested for swine flu because they didn't show atypical symptoms, Salcedo said. Gutierrez's family also never showed any symptoms, he said.

Coronado said only 18 of all the people interviewed were tested for swine flu because the others didn't show signs of the disease — even though Leon's family had similar symptoms. Coronado told AP he wasn't familiar with the Leon case.

Of the 18 saliva samples taken from medical staff, 12 did not have enough cells to be tested. The other six came back negative for swine flu, Coronado said.

Health officials say Ooxaca's 11 current cases of suspected swine flu are unrelated to the tax workers, but the lack of followup with the Leon family suggests they haven't tracked down every connection. Three victims remain hospitalized and eight went home after receiving anti-viral drugs. No other cases in Oaxaca have been confirmed.

Salcedo guessed that no one else in the Gutierrez and Hernandez families got sick because their immune systems were simply strong enough to withstand the swine flu virus. But Mexico's Health Secretary Jose Cordova said Thursday that this remains a mystery.

"We still don't know why it's more aggressive in some people and not in others," Cordova said.

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URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30492441/

No More Kissin'

Mexican telenovelas are gutting the kiss-scenes from their scripts. It's end of the world now for sure.

Living Hand to Mask

Gregorio Saucedas, center, of the Gulf Cartel

Good to know everybody's taking the proper precautions.

Officially Bored As of Yesterday

I'm ready for the cantinas to reopen.

Swine Flu Hype Does Some Good

While no one was looking yesterday, Mexican senators passed a bill decriminalizing possession of narcotics. Soon it could be legal to carry up to 5 grams each of weed and opium and small amounts of heroin, meth and cocaine. The legislation still has to go through the lower house, but yesterday's 87-in-favor vote indicates it should pass. Thanks for distracting us, swine flu!

The last time Mexico tried to pull this off, Washington freaked out and forced then-President Vicente Fox to veto the legalization bill he himself had proposed.

Before She Died, Dotty Gave It to the Mailman

Speaks for itself

It's been hard to keep up with the cascade of bad news today, but here are some of the main points (more to come):

• Health officials said they'd traced the source of the outbreak to the southeastern state of Veracruz. But the governor is denying that. He's blaming it on Asia, because that sounds about right, huh?
  
  
• The European Union declared a travel warning against North America. Hours later, the CDC said non-essential travel to Mexico was a bad idea.
  
  
• In Mexico, the death toll from probable cases climbed. It's now at 149, with suspected ones popping up everywhere from Brazil to Sweden. Forty-two were confirmed in the United States and six in Canada.

An Earthquake, Too? Seriously?

Drug violence, recession, flu epidemic, and now natural disaster. While I was just sending a feed on the spreading swine flu, Mexico City shook for about three minutes in a 5.7 magnitude earthquake that was powerful enough to knock out communication lines. Looks as though no one was hurt.

*Post has been updated.

As the City Shuts Down

This afternoon people around La Condesa were
out playing with their kids, no masks on,
as if they hadn't heard the news.
But a general eeriness in the city prevailed.

El Universal is reporting total deaths has reached 103 and the number of people hospitalized 1,614. The U.S. Embassy in Mexico City suspended visa appointments. Restaurants with a 50 person-plus capacity have been shuttered, and all others are closing doors at 6 p.m. until at least May 4. People are lining up at the grocery store, preparing for days home from work and school. This afternoon a football match was played to empty seats. And self-proclaimed doctors were leaving unsettling comments on the BBC's website:

I'm a specialist doctor in respiratory diseases and intensive care at the Mexican National Institute of Health. There is a severe emergency over the swine flu here. More and more patients are being admitted to the intensive care unit. Despite the heroic efforts of all staff (doctors, nurses, specialists, etc) patients continue to inevitably die. The truth is that anti-viral treatments and vaccines are not expected to have any effect, even at high doses. It is a great fear among the staff. The infection risk is very high among the doctors and health staff.

There is a sense of chaos in the other hospitals and we do not know what to do. Staff are starting to leave and many are opting to retire or apply for holidays. The truth is that mortality is even higher than what is being reported by the authorities, at least in the hospital where I work it. It is killing three to four patients daily, and it has been going on for more than three weeks. It is a shame and there is great fear here. Increasingly younger patients aged 20 to 30 years are dying before our helpless eyes and there is great sadness among health professionals here.

And yet it's too early to tell how this will all turn out. For now, expecting Monday morning to have a whole new look.

Scenes from an Epidemic II

Video on spread of infectious diseases via Dot Earth

Woke up late this morning to more news of the apocalypse. Five more people in Mexico are dead. The total is now 81, with more sick "young adults" turning up all the time. Spain and New Zealand have joined the register of possible cases. Hong Kong has issued a travel advisory against Mexico, which other countries will probably follow. And the United States has declared a public health emergency. Strangely, the only people dying from this are Mexicans. Is that from incompetent care, or proximity to the source of the outbreak? Nobody knows. Or they're just not saying.

In the meantime, Mexico City in its infinite wisdom is still planning to continue its water conservation program next weekend and shut off valves that service large parts of the city. (This seems so insane I'm sure it won't actually happen.) The federal government has granted itself broad new powers to search homes and quarantine at will. And pretty much everyone I know is staying indoors.

More on this later.

Scenes from an Epidemic

Photos from swine flu-addled Mexico City last night, where despite the closure of schools and museums, dire warnings from health officials, and the sight of thousands of people wearing masks, life continued on pretty much as usual. It's hard to work up a healthy paranoia about a flu that responds to regular antiviral treatments, but who knows. The WHO is skiddish, and New York City is now investigating the case of 75 sick students at a Queens high school. Maybe we're looking at the Spanish flu of the Internet age.

More on the Mexico angle from local outlets El Universal and The News.

*Update. Things are getting hairy: The city is shutting down bars and discos. The relentless Catholic Church, though, has decided to hold mass anyway.

**Things really are getting hairy: Cases likely confirmed in New York.

Selling Politics

President Calderon's National Action Party

The Institutional Revolutionary Party ruled Mexico
for 70 years and is expected to make a comeback.

The Democratic Revolutionary Party

Last month Obama revealed a sexy name and logo for one of his new, decidedly unsexy economic recovery programs: Transportation Investment Generating Economic Recovery (TIGER). Mexico's three main political parties, meanwhile, are gearing up for mid-term elections and sticking to a John McCain-like design strategy: boring, dated, safe.

*Update: Looks like somebody's taking a cue from Obama.

Chomsky on the Zapatistas

Chomsky, from impeachforpeace.org

On the heels of the 15th anniversary of the Zapatista uprising, Radio Digna, a radio program in the state of Baja California, talked to Noam Chomsky (scroll to the bottom for the original interview in English). In the 20-minute interview, Chomsky discusses the lessening grip of power of the American state on Latin American countries, the United States' drug problems and the narrow but continued importance of the Zapatistas in Mexico.

Pulitzer Day

One award for coverage of Latin America and the Caribbean went to Patrick Farrell at The Miami Herald for his portraits of the aftermath of hurricane season in Haiti. See them here. The poorest country in the Western Hemisphere got slammed by storm after storm last year.

And here's Alexander Cockburn (via Slate) on why the Pulitzers are a sham.

*Updated April 22

A World Where Pot Is Legal

Cannabis

In honor of 4/20, the unofficial holiday--of murky origins--of the American pothead, NPR does a concept piece imagining a world where marijuana has been legalized. On the pro side are a criminal defense lawyer and Willie Nelson, who says the only con he's experienced is that his "old friends who dealt it are out of work." Against the reform is a lisping El Paso cop with 20 years in narcotics who says that Mexican cartels have been forced to drop prices and increase the potency of the product that formerly made them most of their money--and that that's resulted in an uptick in emergency room visits. (Uh for what exactly? Acting stupid and craving junk food?) Another naysayer says children have easier access to weed now. (As a former high school student, that strikes me as totally absurd. Illegal drugs were way easier to come by than booze.) Whatever the pros and cons of the story, it's worth a listen. More important, it's just one of a flurry of legalization fantasies popping up in the mainstream press these days. Here's another from today's New York Times.

Las Chicas del Can

Las Chicas del Can: the work of Wilfrido Vargas, the Dominican musico who helped to popularize merengue.

Robot Camels and ET Time Capsules

A friend just turned me on to Ray Kurzweil's weekly newsletter, which stays abreast of science and technology breakthroughs such as the world's first cloned camel, courtesy of Dubai, and a blind boy who learned to echolocate. The only Mexico item I could find is a 2006 Reuters story about Yahoo beaming a time capsule from the Teotihuacan pyramid. I wonder what became of that project.

*Updated April 22

Hola, Obama?

President Barack Obama lands in Mexico City today for a day of talks and tours. Four months into his presidency, everyone is wondering how--or whether--his cool, academic approach will change the drug war landscape in Mexico. Will he listen to three former Latin American presidents at the George Soros-funded Latin American Commission on Drugs and Democracy, who advocate for decriminalization of marijuana? Or will he continue along the wrong-headed path that every U.S. president since Jimmy Carter has followed?

So far, it doesn't look great. In his first online fireside chat, Obama responded to a thoughtful question about legalizing pot to create a multi-million dollar industry and bouy the flagging economy with a joke. "I don't know what that says about the online audience," he said. "The answer is no, I don't think that's a good strategy to grow our economy." Fine, maybe not. But how about as a way to cut into the profits of Mexico's drug cartels? Surely that would be more effective than the latest effort to unearth and freeze their assets in the United States.

Alma Guillermoprieto nicely lays out the issues of the day in this piece for Foreign Policy. You can hear the chorus now. It's time for new thinking on the drug war:

As U.S. President Barack Obama heads to Mexico, hoping to start a new chapter in the U.S. “war on drugs,” he must understand the limitations of the Balloon Theory. The “war on drugs” has been waged for 40 years. And while the United States invented and encouraged this costly battle, it’s been fought with Latin American blood, on Latin American soil. Simply altering, bolstering, or newly funding the old policies will do nothing. Nothing has worked. Indeed, Obama should realize that the Balloon Theory isn’t powerful enough to express the seriousness of the situation. The drug trade in the Americas is more like the HIV virus: Wherever it is present, it afflicts the body with a deadly disease.

Like a virus, too, it does not respond to conventional force -- no matter how forceful. Take, for example, the case of Colombia, the country perhaps most afflicted by drugs. There, for decades, the government has performed a parallel and coordinated attack on drug traffickers and entrenched guerilla organizations, designed to rout both. Instead, the two main groups forged an unlikely alliance.In 2000 then U.S. President Bill Clinton attempted to alleviate the situation with his $1.3 billion-dollar “Plan Colombia.” The Colombians gratefully received the funds, which have enabled the military to inflict severe damage on the guerillas. But this has done nothing to reduce the overall figures for controlled-substances exports. Indeed, in 1998, the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime estimated that Colombia shipped around 600 tons of drugs. Ten years later, its output remains exactly the same.

Investigations and Awards

The U.S. Embassy in Mexico City

Last month Francisco Gomez, an investigative reporter for the national daily El Universal, received honorable mention for uncovering that the U.S. Embassy had found a spy for the Beltran Leyva cartel among its ranks last fall. The spy flipped and was given the codename "Felipe." He became one of the primary protected witnesses that the Mexican government used to furnish its "Operacion Limpieza" (Operation Cleanup) investigation, the anti-corruption sweep that brought down 30 employees of the Attorney General's office, not to mention the head of Interpol and the drug czar. I contributed reporting to a Rolling Stone feature on the topic. Gomez took pity on me at the time and shared the sealed court documents that he'd used as the basis for his stories.

Mexico doesn't have a great tradition of investigative reporting. The press is still working out how to deal with its new freedoms since the end of one-party rule in 2000. But there are a few publications like Proceso, Rio Doce, and Reporte Indigo that aren't afraid to keep a check on power. And then there are the invidivual reporters like Gomez.

Blackout

The Vatican, before and after.

The world's second Earth Hour happened last night from 20:30 to 21:30. Check out photos here and here. Hundreds of cities participated, darkening some of the planet's most-recognized monuments, including the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben and, here in Mexico City, the Zocalo. The initiative started last year in Sydney. Its the creation of the planet-saving hopefuls at the World Wildlife Foundation. This year's goal was to reach 1 billion people. No word yet if it was met.
Edward Norton was the 2009 ambassador.

Ciudad Juarez

Over the weekend the federal government sent an additional 5,000 soldiers to its murder capital, the dusty, sprawling and (seemingly) hopeless border town across the Rio Grande from El Paso, Texas, which is strikingly calm by comparison--the fourth-safest city in the United States.

Some of the soldiers will replace 2,500 going on relief. The total number of federal police and troops will hover around 10,000. They're taking over the municipal police forces and the prison and commerce departments, in effect they're militarizing Juarez. It's apparently the first time in post-Revolution history that a city has basically handed itself over to the army. Let's see how Calderon's gamble plays out.

Chapo Hits the Bigtime

Chapo Guzman Loera, aka Shorty, the most feared (and most wanted) drug lord in Mexico is now #701 on Forbes:

Net Worth:$1 billion
Fortune:self made
Source:Drug Trafficking
Age:54
Country Of Citizenship:Mexico
Residence:Sinaloa State
Industry:Shipping
Education:NA
Marital Status:NA

* Update: Calderon wasn't very happy about the inclusion: Now "magazines aren't simply attacking and lying about the situation in the country but exalting criminals and apologizing for crime," he said.

Perfect Imperfection

Public health activists in France are looking into curbing the promotion of negative body image, the New York Times reports in this video: Sex, Lies and Photoshop. Namely, they want to pass laws requiring magazines to disclose when photos have been retouched. Wouldn't it be awesome for millions of teenage girls to know the models they idolize aren't hot enough to appear in print, either? You can already hear private enterprise freaking out about government intrusion. But it's clear by now that private enterprise sucks at balancing profit and public good. After we do away with flawless models, maybe McDonalds can start paying taxes for promoting obesity and heart disease and the subsequent drain on public health resources.